Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: NorthPoint Pattaya Apartments - Your Dream Thailand Escape!
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: NorthPoint Pattaya Apartments - My Chaotic, Sparkling Thai Dream (and Occasional Nightmare!)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because I’m about to unleash a review that's less polished brochure and more "drunken diary entry" after a week of sun, cocktails, and… well, let's just say experiences at the NorthPoint Pattaya Apartments. The title screams "Unbelievable Luxury," and honey, they weren't kidding! But trust me, it's way more complicated than that.
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First Impressions… and That Damn Elevator:
Arriving at NorthPoint is like stepping into a glossy magazine spread. Seriously, the lobby gleams. Marble floors, soaring ceilings, and more smiling faces than you can shake a pineapple at. Now, "Unbelievable Luxury" also apparently means tall. This place scrapes the sky, and getting to your apartment involves the elevators. Which, on the first day, felt slower than watching paint dry. I’m talking a serious wait. And yes, I'm mildly claustrophobic. So there I was, pressed against a shiny metal box, sweating in my linen shirt, muttering about "first-world problems." But hey, at least the view from the top was worth it… eventually.
(Accessibility, and That One Awkward Moment)
Okay, let’s be real. I am no expert in accessibility, but NorthPoint seems to have done a good job. Wheelchair accessible features were definitely present - wide hallways, ramps here and there. I noticed ample space in the public areas too. I tried to keep an eye for anything that would be an issue, but again, not my forte. (Though, maybe I should spend some more time observing… for the sake of a good review!)
The Apartment: My Personal Oasis (Mostly)
My apartment? Oh sweet baby Buddha, it was gorgeous. Available in all rooms: Air conditioning, alarm clock, bathrobes, bathtub, blackout curtains, carpeting, closet, coffee/tea maker, complimentary tea, daily housekeeping, desk, extra long bed, free bottled water, hair dryer, high floor, in-room safe box, interconnecting room(s) available, internet access – LAN, internet access – wireless, ironing facilities, laptop workspace, linens, mini bar, mirror, non-smoking, on-demand movies, private bathroom, reading light, refrigerator, safety/security feature, satellite/cable channels, scale, seating area, separate shower/bathtub, shower, slippers, smoke detector, socket near the bed, sofa, soundproofing, telephone, toiletries, towels, umbrella, visual alarm, wake-up service, Wi-Fi [free], window that opens. I’m talking about views that could melt glaciers, a bed so comfy I almost moved in permanently, and a bathroom that had me feeling like Liz Taylor. A massive bathtub – separate shower/bathtub, you get it – perfect for soaking away the day’s stresses (and my questionable decisions). Air conditioning was a lifesaver, and the free Wi-Fi in the room meant I could actually get some work done (when I wasn’t too busy lounging, of course).
My ONE true gripe? The freaking mirror in the bedroom. Too far from the bed. Made getting ready a process. First-world problems, I know, but still. It's important stuff!
Internet Access: Free Wi-Fi in All Rooms! (And Why I Slept Through My Zoom Call)
They weren't lying about the Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! The Internet was speedy, the Internet [LAN] option was there if you needed it, and the Internet services were generally reliable. But there was one major hiccup. I was supposed to have a super important Zoom call the next morning, and I figured I'd just… you know… log in. Right. Apparently, the combination of my jet lag, a few too many Chang beers the night before, and the comfort of that aforementioned bed resulted in me sleeping through the blasted call. That's the story, and I'm sticking to it. Oops.
Amenities: Pools, Spas, and the Quest for the Perfect Massage
Swimming pool [outdoor]? Yes, and a gorgeous one overlooking the ocean. Several, actually. The main pool area had a Poolside bar, conveniently dispensing cocktails that put you in a permanent state of bliss. Seriously, the Happy hour deals were a crime… a crime against my bank account, that is.
The Spa? Oh, my aching muscles. I tried the Body scrub and the Massage. The scrub left me feeling like a baby giraffe (smooth and ridiculously excited). The massage? Let's just say finding the right masseuse is crucial. The first one was… underwhelming. The second? Pure, unadulterated, holy bliss. My shoulders, which I hadn't realized were permanently clenched, finally relaxed. I emerged a new woman. A woman who needed another cocktail.
They also had a Fitness center, a Gym/fitness, Sauna, and Steamroom. I intended to use these. I really did. But… the pool and the cocktails were just much more compelling. Judge me all you want.
Dining, Drinking, and Snacking: A Culinary Adventure (with Occasional Regrets)
Dining, drinking, and snacking: was a delight!! From Asian cuisine in restaurant and Western cuisine in restaurant, to the all-day Breakfast [buffet] and the poolside Snack bar, you're spoiled for choice.
The restaurants varied in quality. The Asian cuisine in restaurant was a real treat - amazing flavours, and very fresh. The Buffet in restaurant at breakfast was a glorious assault on the senses, a beautiful, colorful, chaotic explosion of food. I might have taken advantage and eaten a bit too much.
There was a Coffee shop, but in Thailand, I prefer a street side stall.
Ahem, I did get a dessert in restaurant as well.
The room service [24-hour] was great too.
And oh, the bottle of water was always handy.
Cleanliness and Safety: Seriously Impressive (Especially Given the Circumstances)
In a post-pandemic world, I'm a little neurotic about cleanliness. NorthPoint nailed it. Anti-viral cleaning products, Daily disinfection in common areas, Rooms sanitized between stays, and Hand sanitizer everywhere you looked. They even had Staff trained in safety protocol. It left me feeling surprisingly safe, which is a major win.
Things to Do & Ways to Relax: Beyond the Beach
While I mostly stuck to poolside lounging and the spa, NorthPoint offered a surprising array of activities. I believe, they even had a Shrine. There were Meeting/banquet facilities and even the option to have an On-site event hosting.
(A Moment of Candid Chaos: The Laundry Service)
The Laundry service? Ha! Let’s just say my pristine white shirt came back a… slightly unfortunate shade of pink. Clearly, a rogue red sock had infiltrated the wash. It's a minor detail, I know, but it did provide a good laugh (and an impromptu shopping trip).
Services and Conveniences: The Perks of Paradise
Services and conveniences: were great, from 24-hour Front desk to Concierge service.
Getting Around: The Pattaya Dance
Getting around: was fairly easy with the use of Taxi service and even Airport transfer.
Overall Assessment: Worth the Hype?
Look, NorthPoint Pattaya Apartments isn't perfect. The elevators can be slow (especially after a few cocktails), the laundry service can be a gamble, and the sheer level of luxury can be a little intimidating. But it's a truly special place. The views are breathtaking, the staff are incredibly friendly, and the amenities are top-notch. It’s a place where you can absolutely lose yourself in the Thai experience and escape the everyday.
Final Verdict: Absolutely worth it. Go, relax, indulge, and embrace the beautiful chaos of it all. Just maybe pack a spare white shirt – just in case.
Unbelievable Bali Getaway: OYO 414 Loji Rejo Guest House!Alright, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's perfectly-manicured travel itinerary. We're talking about NorthPoint Pattaya, and trust me, this trip is already shaping up to be a beautiful, chaotic, and probably slightly embarrassing adventure.
Day 1: Arrival & High-Rise Hysteria (and a near-miss with a rogue mango)
Morning (8:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Landed in Suvarnabhumi, Bangkok. Everything was a blur of heat, humidity, and the lingering smell of jet fuel. Found our ride – a rusty taxi that seemed held together by sheer willpower and prayer – and promptly got stuck in Bangkok traffic for what felt like an eternity. Started questioning my life choices. Arrived at NorthPoint Pattaya Luxury Apartments… and whoa. The view from our 20th-floor apartment? Jaw-dropping. Like, officially speechless for about three minutes. My inner architect squealed with delight.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The unpacking commenced. Found a weird, tiny cockroach in the bathroom, which, let's be honest, is just part of the Thailand experience, right? Managed to fight it off with a sandal and a healthy dose of existential dread. Walked to the pool. Gorgeous. Took about 20 photos of it. Fell into the whole "posing for the perfect Instagram pic" trap (don't judge me!). Then, disaster almost struck. A rogue mango, perfectly ripe and ready for mayhem, nearly took me out when I went outside. The force of the descent and the potential of head-wound related problems, made me reconsider the whole "luxury" aspect.
Evening (4:00 PM - Late): Explored the condo complex. I mean, it's got EVERYTHING. A gym I probably won't use (but hey, it's there!), a kid's play area that made me wish I was still a kid, and a freaking movie theater. Wandered down to the beach. Sunset was stunning. Found a beach bar, had a Chang beer, and watched the world go by. A street vendor tried to sell me some roasted crickets. Hard pass. My stomach is not made for adventure like that. Then, food. Oh, the food. Found a little local place and inhaled some Pad Thai. My tastebuds are still doing the happy dance. Currently? Writing this, slightly tipsy from the beer, and feeling utterly, gloriously exhausted.
Day 2: Beach, Beers, and a Battle with the Laundry (aka, the sweaty truth)
Morning (9:00 AM - 12:00 PM): Woke up late - thank GOD. The beach was beckoning. Walked down (after a quick coffee and a croissant from the mini-mart, which I am surprisingly comfortable with). The sand was perfect. Had to deal with some annoying beach vendors, but a firm "Mai Khao Jai" (I don't understand) goes a long way. Spent the morning swimming, sunbathing, and generally feeling like a blissful lump. Realized I forgot sunscreen. facepalm.
Afternoon (12:00 PM - 4:00 PM): The sun was a beast, so retreated to the apartment. Tried to do laundry. Which, apparently, is a task I'm woefully unprepared for. Soaked it all in my best attempt at the washing machine directions, and spent an hour trying to decipher the Thai labels on the detergent. Ended up with a load of clothes that smelled like…well, let's just say "questionable." Victory? Not quite.
Evening (4:00 PM - Late): Explored the night market. Holy. Freaking. Cow. So many smells, so many sights, so many things I wanted to buy (a ridiculously oversized elephant-shaped hat, a questionable tattoo, a tiny monkey… okay, maybe the monkey was a bad idea). Ate some delicious, spicy street food. And got a foot massage. Best. Thing. Ever. Then, back to the beach for some beers and people-watching. Ended up chatting with a couple from Belgium who were surprisingly interesting. Currently? Planning to wake up early tomorrow to try to salvage the laundry, and wishing I'd bought that elephant hat.
Day 3: Sanctuary, Scams, and a Splash of Reality (aka the ups and downs of paradise)
Morning (9:00 AM - 1:00 PM): Decided to visit the Sanctuary of Truth. It's this HUGE wooden temple on the coast, and everyone said it's AMAZING. It was. Like, jaw-droppingly, magnificently amazing. So, so beautiful. I spent ages just wandering around, taking it all in. Even found myself getting a little… spiritual. Then, the inevitable. Got lured into a "special offer" at a souvenir shop. Walked out with a carved dragon that's probably worth about $5, but I paid $50 for. Lesson learned: ALWAYS walk away from a vendor.
Afternoon (1:00 PM - 5:00 PM): Headed back to the apartment. Sat on the balcony and watched the world go by. And felt… a bit overwhelmed. The sensory overload of Thailand can be exhausting. The beauty, the chaos, the heat… it's a lot. Had a moment of "what am I doing here?" thoughts. But then I remembered the mangoes, the Pad Thai, the sunsets… and the ridiculously comfortable bed in our luxury apartment. It's okay. I'm okay.
Evening (5:00 PM - Late): Decided to try to learn some basic Thai phrases. This resulted in a near-death experience when I thought "Mai Krap" (thank you) meant "help me, I'm dying." Ate dinner at a restaurant. The view was amazing. The food was… okay. The waiter? Adorable. The point is: This trip is NOT perfect. And that's beautiful. Currently? Watching a terrible movie on TV, wishing I could speak Thai, and feeling profoundly grateful for this messy, wonderful, and occasionally slightly disastrous adventure. Tomorrow? Beach. Absolutely. And maybe, just maybe, I'll finally conquer that damn laundry. Wish me luck.
Unbelievable Luxury Awaits: NorthPoint Pattaya Apartments - Your Dream Thailand Escape! (…or is it?) Let's Get Real.
Okay, I see the glossy brochures, but seriously… are these apartments REALLY as amazing as they look?
Right?! Those brochures are like, professionally airbrushed dreams. Look, the short answer? Mostly yeah. The views from some of those balconies at NorthPoint? Breathtaking. I mean, seriously take-your-breath-away. I remember the first time I saw the sunrise from one of the units during a viewing… I almost cried. (Don't judge me, jet lag + epic vista = feels). But hold your horses, Captain Fancy Pants. The devil's in the details. Some units are definitely… better than others. Location, location, location! Think about being on the *north* side of the NorthPoint! The pool area is gorgeous, but if you're down on the lower levels, you might get some street noise. And the "state-of-the-art gym"? Okay, it's pretty good, but I wouldn't call it *Olympics-ready*. I heard one guy complain the treadmill belt kept slipping. True story.
Tell me about the location – is NorthPoint actually *in* the thick of it? Or is it a quiet escape?
This is a biggie. It’s sort of… both? It’s *technically* on the beach, which is AMAZING for morning walks and sunset cocktails. You've got direct access to the beach--you can be on the sand in what, 2 minutes? But it's not *right* in the crazy-busy craziness of Walking Street, which, trust me, you might want a buffer from. (Unless you *really* want the crazy-busy craziness, then you're just a taxi ride away!). You're within walking distance of some decent restaurants and shops, so you're not completely isolated. I love the little street food stalls nearby -- get ready to try some mango sticky rice! Mmmm. You can't go wrong there. PATTAYA. It's a weird place. You are a short distance from amazing things. You are also a short distance from things that are NOT amazing.
What kind of amenities can I expect? Pool? Gym? That all-important Wi-Fi?
Oh, honey, the amenities! Let's start with the good stuff. The pool? Stunning. Infinity pool overlooking the ocean? Yes, please! (Except, sometimes, a LOT of people are vying for space, and you have to wrestle for a sun lounger like it's the last one on Earth). There's also a kids' pool, which is great if you have kids... or if you secretly want to splash around without the judgement of the adults! The gym, as I mentioned, is alright. The Wi-Fi is… surprisingly reliable. Which is a massive win. You *need* to be able to stream Netflix in bed, right? I did notice a few of the units didn't have the best wifi signal, which was a massive issue for me. I ended up sitting in the lobby to do all my work. The aircon is pretty good. And they have a decent security system, which I always appreciate. I never felt unsafe. There's a "business center" that feels a bit…corporate. It’s there if you *absolutely* need to print something, but no one really ventures in.
Are the apartments suitable for families?
Absolutely! There are definitely a lot of families there. The kids' pool is a HUGE plus. The apartments are generally spacious, perfect for spreading out. The beach is right there, which means endless entertainment. However, take the usual precautions. Young kids? Watch out for potential hazards like the balconies (especially the low-level ones… yikes). The pool can get crowded, so keep an eye on the littles! Oh, and keep in mind that Pattaya, in general, can be a bit… eye-opening. Some families might find certain aspects of the nightlife a bit much. You've been warned! My kids? They were obsessed with the hotel's pool. We spent an entire week there and they didn't even *care* that the beach was right there.
What about the food? Any good restaurants nearby?
Food is a highlight! You can find everything from super-cheap street food to some really swanky restaurants. There are a bunch of little local places in walking distance that are worth a visit. I had the best pad thai *ever* at one of them. Seriously, I almost licked the plate. If you’re too lazy to go anywhere, some of the units have pretty decent kitchens. I tried making my own breakfast, which, well, let's just say I'm not Gordon Ramsay. But I survived. And let's not forget room service! Sometimes, after a long day of sunbathing and exploring, you just want to curl up in front of the TV with a burger. No judgement here. That being said, room service can be hit or miss. One time, I asked for fries and they were cold and soggy. The horror! But hey, they're in Thailand. Stuff happens.
Okay, let's get real. What's the biggest downside of staying at NorthPoint?
Hmm… that's a tough one. Honestly? The price. It's a luxury property, so expect to pay a premium. It's not *wallet-emptying*, but it’s not budget backpacker territory either. You're paying for the views, the amenities, the "luxury" experience. Honestly, the worst part was dealing with the *other* guests. You know the type. Loud, entitled, and acting like they *own* the pool. I remember this one family hogging the sun loungers all day, with their towels and giant inflatables. They even started shouting at me when I tried to find a spot to put my towel down. I almost lost it! So sometimes, it's less about the apartment itself, and more about the people you have to share it with. Oh, and another tiny thing... some of the units are owned by different people, and they *can* be decorated a little… differently. One unit I saw had this, like, *very* loud, abstract painting. Just… whoa. Ultimately, though the biggest downside is the price and the occasional annoying guest. But all things considered, it's still pretty darn amazing.
Are there any hidden costs or things I should be aware of?
ALWAYS read the small print! Besides the actual cost of the room, there's usually a security deposit, which you get back (hopefully!) after you leave. Then there's the electricity bill. Thailand is HOT, so you'll probably use the air conditioning. The bill can add up. Be smart and turn it off when you're not in the room. Don't forget about laundry. You can use the in-house laundry service, but it's a bit pricey. Consider using a local laundry service for aEscape to Paradise: Your Dream Thai Beach Resort Awaits!
