Rotorua's Hidden Gem: Apollo Hotel Luxury Awaits!
Rotorua's Apollo Hotel: Is This Really a Hidden Gem? (My Honest Take)
Okay, alright, buckle up buttercups, because I've just emerged from a Rotorua adventure dripping in geothermal goodness, and I'm here to spill the tea (or maybe the mineral-rich water) on the Apollo Hotel. "Luxury Awaits," they boast. Let's see if it really does.
First Impressions (Accessibility - Kinda Crucial, Right?)
Right off the bat, accessibility is a mixed bag. The website says "Facilities for disabled guests." Awesome! But the details? Murky. While a lot of modern hotels claim accessibility, the real test is the execution. Did I check every nook and cranny? No. Did I see easily navigable ramps and elevators during my initial walk-through? Yes. Did I find a readily available accessible room during peak season? Nope - sold out. So… call ahead, check the specific room arrangements and have a plan B, just in case. Not ideal, but common in these smaller, boutique spots.
Rambling Thoughts on the Basics (Internet, Rooms, & That All-Important Sleep)
Let's get the boring bits out of the way (though, let's be honest, they’re REALLY important). Wi-Fi? Yeah, it's everywhere. Free Wi-Fi in all rooms! Praise the internet gods! I'm addicted to my phone (don't judge), so this is a HUGE win. You'll get Internet access [LAN] too if you’re into that old-school thing.
The rooms? Well, I got the splurge and picked an extra-long bed. I'm not saying I'm particularly tall, but I do like sprawling out. The blackout curtains were amazing. Seriously, crucial for battling jet lag or just wanting to sleep in (which is practically a national sport). And the air conditioning? Absolutely necessary, especially if Maori culture experiences leave you feeling all steamed up. The whole vibe? Clean. Modern-ish. Definitely comfortable. Plus a refrigerator, coffee/tea maker, and bottled water in the room. It's the little things, people! Okay, some rooms feature a separate shower/bathtub and bathrobes, oh how I wish one was in my room. But hey, you can't have it all.
Safety First (Especially These Days!)
Okay, listen up. I'm a travel blogger, not a pandemic expert, but the Apollo Hotel clearly takes hygiene seriously. I saw hand sanitizer everywhere, and the staff seemed on top of their game with daily disinfection in common areas. They are using anti-viral cleaning products, a professional-grade sanitizing services - all things that let you breathe a sigh of relief that you're not wading through a Petri dish. They even had Individually-wrapped food options! They were adhering to the physical distancing of at least 1 meter and even a safe dining setup. Now that's commitment.
Dining, Drinking, & Snacking: Can They Feed This Beast? (or, My Stomach's Diary)
The restaurants were a highlight. They serve Asian cuisine in restaurant, and Western cuisine in restaurant, so there's a good chance the food will agree with your needs. Okay, the a la carte in restaurant selections made my mouth water. The breakfast [buffet] was pretty darn good, with both Asian breakfast and Western breakfast options (score!). Coffee? Coffee/tea in restaurant, check. They have a bar, so you can slurp your troubles (and/or successes) away. There's a poolside bar, too, a nice touch. The poolside bar is an example of the perfect location for a Happy hour. And, I kid you not, the desserts were divine. Definitely a Desserts in restaurant level experience. There's a snack bar, if you are that "I am going to eat every two or three hours" type of person.
The "Things to Do" & "Ways to Relax" Situation: Because This Is Rotorua, After All
This is where the Apollo seriously shines. Forget the hotel room and go for the spa. Seriously, just do it. They have a spa, a sauna. a steamroom, and a massage! The spa/sauna combo is a must-try. I indulged in a Body wrap (felt like a pampered burrito) and a Body scrub (hello, silky smooth skin!). They have amazing fitness center and a pool with a view, also a swimming pool [outdoor]. They have a doctor/nurse on call, and a first air kit. They don't have to many kids activities.
A Moment of Honesty: The Imperfections (Because Perfection Is Boring)
Okay, so it wasn’t flawless. The service, while generally friendly, was a bit slow sometimes. And, if I'm honest, the decor is leaning towards "modern hotel" rather than "charming Rotorua lodge." I'm not sure if they have Pets allowed? I didn't see any, but I also wouldn't be surprised.
The Verdict: Apollo Hotel - Worth the Hype?
Look, Apollo Hotel isn't cheap. But you get what you pay for: comfort, quality, and a solid location. Accessibility is spotty, so double-check. The spa and dining alone are worth the price of admission. It’s luxurious, yes. A hidden gem? Maybe not entirely hidden, but definitely a sparkling jewel in Rotorua’s crown. The staff's professionalism, well designed spaces, and the well-being experiences place Apollo Hotel above the other hotels in town.
My Recommendation: Book It…with these tips!
- Book early, especially for accessible rooms and during peak season.
- Splurge on the spa. Seriously. Do it.
- Don't be afraid to ask questions about accessibility and specific room features.
- Embrace the geothermal vibe. Rotorua is all about it!
Final Rating: 4 out of 5 stars. Because nothing is ever perfect (except those desserts).
The Ultimate Rotorua Getaway Offer!
Tired of the same old travel routine? Craving an escape that blends luxury, relaxation, and adventure?
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Here's what awaits you:
- Luxurious Accommodation: Immerse yourself in our stylish and well-appointed rooms, featuring plush bedding, blackout curtains for a peaceful sleep, and all the modern amenities you could desire.
- Indulge in the Spa experience: Book a stay and have the spa included, at the Apollo you will receive a luxurious therapeutic massage. Follow it with a relaxing sauna and steam room session.
- Culinary Delights: Savor a delicious fusion of Asian and Western cuisines! From our daily breakfast buffet to our signature restaurant, your taste buds are in for a treat.
- Unforgettable Rotorua Experiences: Explore the iconic geothermal wonders, take a thrilling adventure, or simply unwind and soak in the natural beauty.
But that's not all! Book your stay at the Apollo Hotel Rotorua and you will receive:
- Complimentary welcome drinks
- Early check-in, subject to availability
- Complimentary access.
Don't miss out on this extraordinary opportunity to experience the best of Rotorua! Book your stay at the Apollo Hotel today!
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Apollo Hotel Rotorua: A Messy Soul's Guide to Fuzzy Memories (and Probably Some Regret)
Okay, buckle up buttercups, because this isn't your perfectly polished, Instagram-filtered itinerary. This is REAL. This is Rotorua. This is probably going to involve me forgetting where I left my phone, and there's a high chance of me bawling over a flock of pigeons at some point. You've been warned.
Day 1: Arrival & Immediate Disappointment (Followed by Unexpected Delight!)
1:00 PM: Touchdown in Rotorua. Glorious, eh? Except… the rental car place. Oh. My. GOD. The line! I'm pretty sure they trained the staff in passive-aggressive customer service. "Yes, we do have your reservation… somewhere… just… wait a little bit… perhaps… forever?" Finally got the keys to a car that looked like it had seen better days (and probably was those better days). My pre-trip anxiety level: hovering just above a molten volcano.
2:00 PM: Arrive at the Apollo Hotel. Beautiful! The architecture is on point! Checked in with a friendly, albeit slightly overenthusiastic, staff member. Rooms are, uh, fine. Clean, which is the main thing. The view from my balcony… Well, it's a view. Could be worse. Could be staring at a brick wall. (Spoiler alert: I'll be making plenty of brick wall observations in the next few pages.)
3:00 PM: Time for a stroll around the immediate vicinity. I'm talking about the gardens. I'm not the biggest garden fan in the world, but honestly, the flowers are beautiful. But then… that smell. Yep. The sulphur. It hits you like a wet, angry sock. I'd read about it, of course, but nothing prepares you for the actual experience. My initial reaction: "OH. MY. GOD. It smells like rotten eggs exploded a million times." I almost turned back.
3:30 PM: Forced myself to soldier on. Found a little cafe with some truly delicious coffee and the most incredible slice of carrot cake I'd ever seen. Suddenly, the smell wasn't so bad. Maybe it was the sugar rush. Maybe it was the sheer beauty of the lake. Or maybe it was just the pure, unadulterated relief that I wasn't in the car rental line anymore.
4:30 PM: Decided to face the pungent elephant in the room - the natural hot springs! Okay, the Polynesian Spa. Let's just say I'm not a spa person. I'm more of a "get dirty and embrace the chaos" type of traveler. But, fine, I'll check it out! It was… surprisingly lovely. The different pools! The temperatures! The slight feeling that I might just spontaneously evaporate. I was completely relaxed, and maybe even a little bit converted.
6:00 PM: Dinner at the hotel's restaurant, "The Papillon". Ordered the lamb. It was… adequate. Nothing to write home about, but hey, I didn't have to cook. And the wine list helped me get over the lamb. A nice pinot noir.
7:30 PM: Slipping into a very deep after-sun (and spa) nap.
Day 2: Rotorua's Greatest Hits (With a Healthy Dose of Regret)
8:00 AM: Breakfast! Buffet. The holy grail. Scrambled eggs? Check. Bacon? Double check. Sausages? Triple check. I ate like a Viking preparing for war.
9:00 AM: TE PUIA! Okay, I was excited for this. Geysers? Check. Maori culture? Check. Potential for a really, really great photo? You better believe it. It was amazing. The geysers! The mud pools! The cultural experience! I was completely captivated. I spent a whole hour watching and recording Te Puia’s performance. I even managed some great photos. Except, the camera wasn’t actually on. Yep. The ultimate tourist fail. That's right, I am a disaster, but I love it!
12:00 PM: Lunch at a cute little cafe near Te Puia. Felt the need to redeem myself after the camera debacle by ordering the most Instagram-worthy dish on the menu (a gourmet sandwich with what looked like edible flowers). It tasted… okay. Instagram wins again.
1:30 PM: The "Skyline Rotorua" gondola! The views from the top were breathtaking. Seriously. And then… luge. Oh, the luge. I'm not usually one for adrenaline, but I thought, "Why not? Live a little!" Let's just say my "little" turned into a screaming, flailing, near-death experience of a ride. I almost went off the track. I'd never been so terrified in my life! But I survived, and I laughed afterward. Sort of. My knuckles were still white for the rest of the day.
3:00 PM: After the luge, I needed coffee. And chocolate. And maybe a therapist (just kidding… mostly). Found a little shop selling amazing, artisan chocolate. My emotional state: slowly returning to baseline.
4:00 PM: A much needed walk around the lake. The setting sun was casting a gorgeous golden light across the water. It was so peaceful and quiet and calming… and I started to tear up because of the beauty of it all. Am I emotional today? Yes. Do I care? Not really.
6:00 PM: Dinner at a family-run restaurant. The food was traditional Māori. The atmosphere was buzzing. I felt very welcome, and so I decided to eat as much as possible to show my respect to my hosts. I had a bit too much kava. Oops.
8:00 PM: Back in the room. I think I'm going to need a very early night. I hear the sulphur is really active tonight too.
Day 3: Farewell Rotorua (and Maybe My Sanity)
9:00 AM: Woke up. Head pounding. Regrets? Maybe. But no time to dwell. Breakfast buffet again! Hydration is key.
10:00 AM: One last wander around the gardens (trying to ignore the sulphur). I actually found them quite lovely this morning. Maybe I'm starting to acclimatise. Or maybe I just need to be more distracted.
11:00 AM: Checked out of the hotel. The over-enthusiastic staff member was even more enthusiastic this time. I suspect it might have been the alcohol.
12:00 PM: Dropped off the car. The car rental person gave me a look that said, "We're so glad you're leaving." I get it.
1:00 PM: Saying goodbye to Rotorua, and to my sanity. On reflection, it was an experience! I saw some things, failed at some things, and felt ALL the things. It was messy. It was honest. It was… me.
This is just a starting point, of course. Feel free to adjust it. Embrace the chaos. And don't worry too much about the smell. You'll get used to it. Probably. Maybe. Good luck! You'll need it.
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Apollo Hotel: The Rotorua Secret You NEED to Know (or Maybe Not... My Brain is Still Processing)
Okay, spill the beans! What *exactly* is Apollo Hotel? Is it really as "luxury" as the hype suggests?
Right, so picture this: you're exhausted from puking on the way to Rotorua (don't ask), and you *need* a win. That winning feeling is, potentially, the Apollo Hotel. They call it "luxury," and yeah, it's damn close. Think plush, high-thread-count sheets that swallow you whole like a fluffy cloud (seriously, I almost died of comfort the first night). Think... well, think what you *imagine* luxury, and then dial it up a notch. Although, can I say I definitely didn't have the winning experience, because I was too busy feeling exhausted and sorry for myself after my flight.
But is it perfect? Nah. More on that later. It's like, luxury with a healthy dose of Rotorua funk. You know, the sulfur smell... they *can't* get rid of that. It's just a part of who the city is, and, in a weird sense, part of Apollo's charm. Anyway, I'm getting ahead of myself...
Tell me about the rooms! Are they actually worth the price tag?
Alright, rooms. Here's where things get *really* interesting. Initially, I thought, "Wow, this is fancy. Maybe I should have skipped the cheap airport coffee this morning." I stayed in the king suite and it was, honestly, HUGE. Like, I could have held a small dinner party in the bathroom (not that I did, because, again, puking).
The views are incredible. I was staring out at Lake Rotorua and the sunrises are a sight to behold. Just utterly stunning. BUT...and this is a big "but"... the Wi-Fi was… patchy at times. Like, I had to stand on one leg and chant to the internet gods to get a decent connection. And, you know what? That Wi-Fi thing might actually get tiring. I mean, for the price of a suite you'd expect the internet to work as reliably as the hotel's hot water (which, by the way, was *amazing*).
So, worth the price? It *felt* worth it for the experience. But bring a book, or, you know, an offline game, just in case. And maybe some patience.
What about the food? Is it as good as they say?
Okay, the food. The restaurant, "Māori meets Mediterranean," is... something. I went expecting Michelin star levels, but got something a bit more... human. The breakfast buffet? A glorious spread of fruits, the finest pastries, and eggs cooked to perfection. (Those croissants, though!) The dinner menu was equally intriguing, with flavors that genuinely surprised me.
Now, the *service*, though… hmm. There was one night where my waiter was clearly having a rough day. He forgot my drink, and then when I finally got it, it wasn't what I ordered. He apologized, and brought me a different version, but I could tell he was struggling. I think we've all been there, you know? It's a lesson in grace, I said thank you and gave him an enormous tip. But honestly, I think the kitchen was probably the highlight. But it was good, just not, you know, life-altering.
What's the deal with the spa and pool? Pure relaxation or just another checkbox?
Oh. My. God. The spa. THIS is where the Apollo *truly* shines. I have a confession: I am a spa snob. I hold spas to a *very* high standard. And the Apollo's spa? It almost met it. I started out thinking, "Yeah, whatever, it's a hotel spa." Then I had their signature massage. I'm pretty sure I levitated.
The pool area is also something. It’s a beautiful, tranquil space with a stunning view of the lake. They have a thermal pool, which, after all the puking, was a soothing welcome. It was perfect for soothing the soul before heading back into the world!
Okay, so my one complaint? The music wasn't quite what I'd call "chill." It was some elevator-music-esque thing, which, honestly, grated on my nerves a bit. But, the massage... worth the price of admission alone.
Is it kid-friendly? Should I bring the whole family?
Erm… depends. I suspect it is kid friendly, but for the atmosphere, your kids probably shouldn't be too loud. I mean, think about your kid being loud on the plane, and how much you hate that kid. It feels like a place more suited to couples and solo travelers wanting peace and quiet. I saw some families, and the kids looked well-behaved, but I think if you have a particularly energetic, loud, or boisterous child, it might not be the best fit.
There aren't a ton of specifically kid-oriented amenities, like a dedicated play area or a massive splash pool. More geared toward relaxation, romantic meals, and escaping the real world for a bit. So, maybe a grown-up escape, or a family vacation with a *very* chilled-out vibe? You make the call.
What's the best thing *they don't tell you* about the Apollo?
Okay, here's the real secret. It's not even about the spa, or the rooms, or the food (though all those are undeniably good). The best thing? The *feeling* of being there. It's a sense of almost... seclusion. Yes, it's in a busy part of Rotorua, but you could easily forget that. The moment you step inside, you're transported. It's a beautiful, calming space. It's like the hotel knows you're tired, and they're trying to wrap you in a giant, fluffy hug.
They don't tell you that. They just let you discover it. And it's the main reason I would, despite the Wi-Fi flaws, go back. That feeling? Worth every single penny.
Would you go back? Be honest!
Okay, honesty time. YES. Unequivocally, YES. Even with the questionable Wi-Fi, the waiter's occasional struggles, and the elevator-music-esque spa soundtrack. The good *far* outweighs the bad. The Apollo Hotel offers something special. A real escape. A taste of luxury that almost, almost, reaches perfection. And, let’s be honest, it was just what I needed to recover from puking on the way there.
